Every year, I end up doodling some random goals (not bucket list goals…I probably won’t ever achieve them) in my math notebooks. What can I say? I am definitely not a math geek, and class gets really boring. So, here’s a list of whimsical things I’d love to do or learn in my life in no particular order or structure. 

some of my more boring ones:

1. travel to Greece and Russia

2. learn how to maneuver around Photoshop

3. make a YouTube video trailer

4. take up fencing

5. learn how to read Braille

6. speak dead languages like Gaelic etc. 

7. american sign language 101 (random hand movements only get you so far)

8. take a trip on the Orient Express

9. learn how to knit

some of my more random ones:

1. complete the list of “ways to get kicked out of walmart” without getting sued or permanently banned

2. give strangers free hugs on the street —- and stick around to see their reactions

3. spontaneously break out into a lovely rendition of “the wheels of the bus” on some form of public transportation

4. glue money to a sidewalk and snicker on how many greedy people there are in this world

5. go out into the conservative city of mine donning only a bathrobe or pajamas if I’m feeling self-concious

6. reverse pickpocket someone 

7. get posted on mylifeisaverage.com (because god knows how long that takes)

8. ambush a crowd (with friends) armed with nerf guns and dressed as pirates/ninjas 

9. dress all in silver and pretend to be a statue, scaring the bejesus out of some poor bloke when bored

10. have an ultimate marshmallow gun war in my strict high school, terrorizing the poor frosh during the senior prank

11. visit Santa’s workshop in the North Pole, hehe

12. run away for the day and see if there are any actual circuses in the area to join

13. partake in a psychology experiment in attempts to get kicked out of the local mall 

14. see if those lame pickup lines actually work

15. go into a taxi and be able to scream “FOLLOW THAT CAR!”

If you have any funny ones of your own, I’d love to hear them :D